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Los Foros de TumbaAbierta.com. El portal del Entertenimiento en el género fantástico 2016-02-04T16:32:58+02:00 http://www.tumbaabierta.com/phpBB2/feed.php?f=14&t=21986 2016-02-04T16:32:58+02:00 2016-02-04T16:32:58+02:00 http://www.tumbaabierta.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=21986&p=298567#p298567 <![CDATA[Re: 50 cosas que aprendí gracias al cine.]]>
Los profesores nunca tienen planificada la clase, siempre suena la campana cuando van por la mitad y los alumnos se piran sin esperar a que terminen.

La municiones son infinitas hasta que el prota encuentra al asesino de su padre, al que tiene que matar de otra manera.

Al igual que en Paris siempre se verá la torre Eiffel, en Londres siempre se verá el Big Ben.

Si se va la luz basta con una cerilla para iluminarlo todo.

Cuando a un policía le suspenden de empleo y sueldo sigue con la investigación igualmente. En caso de que no le suspenda, el jefe le dará un plazo limitado de 24 horas para resolver el caso.

El barman siempre tiene un rifle bajo la barra.

El garaje es un laboratorio excelente, cualquier cientifico puede crear una maquina del tiempo sin ayuda de un equipo técnico ni materiales caros.

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2016-02-04T14:02:52+02:00 2016-02-04T14:02:52+02:00 http://www.tumbaabierta.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=21986&p=298566#p298566 <![CDATA[Re: 50 cosas que aprendí gracias al cine.]]>

-El único explosivo conocido es el C-4 y una bomba solo puede ser desactivada cortando un cable a elegir de un mínimo de dos (uno de ellos rojo). Lo de separar la pastilla de explosivo del detonador ni se contempla...

-Los asesinos en serie se ceban preferiblemente con fumetas y promiscuos.

-En cualquier grupo de peña que se esfuerce por salir viva de una situación chunga (desde ataques de vikingos encabronados a ser acosados por Esparkis rabiosos) siempre sobrevivirá el prota y la tía buena. El resto son optativos pero si en el grupo tenemos a un calvo, un negro, un enano con patines o a un señor de Cuenca… lo tienen mal.

-Si es asiático o es experto en artes marciales o bien en informática. En el segundo caso utilizará gafas.

-Cualquier persona aunque su oficio sea el de panadero, será capaz de utilizar un fusil de asalto de forma efectiva.

-Cualquier detective que se precie será alcohólico, putero y cargará con una pistola. Da lo mismo si su línea de trabajo es investigar infidelidades matrimoniales.

Estadísticas: Publicado por Korvec — Jue Feb 04, 2016 14:02


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2016-02-02T11:54:44+02:00 2016-02-02T11:54:44+02:00 http://www.tumbaabierta.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=21986&p=298535#p298535 <![CDATA[50 cosas que aprendí gracias al cine.]]> Estadísticas: Publicado por ElPutoAmo — Mar Feb 02, 2016 11:54


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