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EL E.T.E. Y EL OTO (un clasico de la caspa española)

Mensajepor Carlos Serrano » Sab Abr 30, 2005 11:45


(El delirante cartel)


(Un cochanbroso fotograma)

Hace unos dias un colega me pasó esta peli que desde niño no habia vuelto a ver y......JODER, es la peli MÁS MALA DE LA HISTORIA DEL CINE MUNDIAL, y como no, es española. Sin duda este engendro me ha destruido el poco cerebro que me quedaba. Es tan altamente tóxica que llevo dias intentando recuperarme de tal experiencia!!!!. Dirigida por MANUEL ESTEBA en 1983 tras el taquillazo del E.T. de SPIELBERG, la peli es un despropósito desde el primer segundo (los títulos de crédito iniciales son lo peores de la historia!!!!!) hasta el final (realmente acabaron hasta la polla del proyecto y terminaron como pudieron sin ganas ni nada). Con decir que está protagonizada por LOS HERMANOS CALATRAVA y que el mísmísimo MANOLO ROYO (si, el puto humorista paleto de NOCHE DE FIESTA!!!) tiene un papel en la peli (realmente lamentable y sonrojante) ya está dicho todo. Pero bueno, tiene su merito porque que un tio (el feo de los HERMANOS CALATRAVA) se vista con un traje de plástico, al que se le ve la cremallera por detrás (!!!???) ,y se pinté el pelo de verde para imitar a E.T. tiene que tener los cojones cuadrados. Pero eso es lo más llamativo, luego hay cosas como los FX cutres, las luces de discoteca simulando la nave espacial, la serpiente de plástico, las escenas calcadas de la peli de SPIELBERG (y luego critican a GUS VAN SANT por calcar PSICOSIS,...JAJAJAJJA).




Luego están los gags primitivos como el de el padre sentandose sobre un tarta (joder, el humor de esta peli es para mongolos) o la escena donde sale un muñeco original de E.T. Imaginaos una SCARIE MOVIE hecha con cuatro duros y nula capacidad racional. No sé, esta peli no puede estar echa por seres humanos racionales!!!!!!. La única explicación a este producto es que estuviera destinado a un público infantil obsesionado por E.T. pero es que ni los niños de los 80 eran tan mongolos, joder. En fin, una peli realmente friki donde las etiquetas CASPOSA y CUTRE se quedan cortos. Si quereis reiros un poco o vomitar esta es vuestra peli. Sin duda cualquier friki que presuma de coleccionar rarezas nauseabundas tiene que tener esta peli en su puta coleccion por que su peso vale en oro. Yo hasta ahora me era difícil elegir la peli más mierdosa y ridícula de la historia pero a partir de hoy esta es la primera, con mucha ventaja, en mi lista particular de bodrios infumables. JODER, QUE MALA ES ESTA PUTA PELICULA!!!!!!!!!.

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Mensajepor duff » Sab Abr 30, 2005 12:03


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Mensajepor Carlos Serrano » Sab Abr 30, 2005 12:06


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Mensajepor Castor Troy » Sab Abr 30, 2005 15:10

Pelicula mitica donde las haya :D
"Tienes que dar la cara por tus amigos. A veces eso implica la muerte. A veces, matar a un montón de gente" ( Sin City )

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Mensajepor Rayne » Dom May 01, 2005 2:18

Completamente de acuerdo: es un horror. No consiguió hacerme la menor gracia. La verdad es que yo no vi ET cuando la estrenaron (en aquel entonces yo tenía 14 años) y cuando pude verla en la tele, unos 10 años después, me aburrió tanto que nunca he pasado de la escena del rastro de caramelos, así que imaginaos el efecto que me haría la parodia.
La muerte es sólo el principio...

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Mensajepor Korvec » Dom May 01, 2005 10:09

"Del truyo, se termina saliendo... de la tumba no."

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Mensajepor Sepulturero » Sab Sep 15, 2007 2:25

Realmente hablamos de un bodrio sin igual. Yo la vi hace muchos años y tengo hasta ganas de volver a verla para recordar la mierda que vi :lol: :lol:
Y pensar que el feo acabó siendo un famoso arquitecto :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Esta ciudad es como un enorme coño esperando a que lo follen."
(Tony Montana, Scarface)

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Mensajepor Sepulturero » Mar Dic 25, 2007 0:14

Documento gráfico de esta maravilla del cine :lol: :twisted:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=KQ_OUANQKds[/youtube]
Esta ciudad es como un enorme coño esperando a que lo follen."
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Mensajepor godzilla » Mar Mar 04, 2008 17:30



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Mensajepor Patrick_Bateman » Mar Mar 04, 2008 21:25

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