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Mensajepor Nyko » Mar Ago 30, 2005 13:11

DAS KOMABRUTALLE DUEL

sinopsis:pues creo que era de una mafia de septillizos
que luchaban entre si por la muerte de uno de ellos en un accidente de trafico...bueno,luchan a lo burro y son inmortales o algo asi ya que se recomponen la masa cerebral con pegamento y cosas asi....
opinion de nyko:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ultragore en todas sus vertientes,está ""película "" es una sucesión de más y más hectolitros de sangre ( algunas veces barro ) desde el comienzo hasta el final . Realizada con un presupuesto nulo , con coleguitas del director q se unieron a la fiesta con la clara intención de hacer la peli más gore de la historia ... y yo creo q lo consiguieron , eso sí es muy chapucera y por falta de reparto ( mejor dicho locos ) cada persona hace otros papeles(hay un tio que llego a hacer 12 papeles o mas,muriendo ademas de 12 veces diferentes)(por cierto,el chiste de la sangre que parece leche con colacao ya esta hecho :lol: )el tal heiko flipper es un tio que realizo 999999999999 millones de cortos y ademas esta pelicula.la ultima que hizo fue ostermontag un pseudosnuff muy casero que ya comentare en otro momento.esta pelicula ademas de ser un festival ultrabarato de sangre y tripas,puede considerarse la pelicula mas gore de la historia(y no exagero,86 minutos de puro ultragore basto,superior a braindead y premutos)en teoria no deberia recomendar esta pelicula,pero bueno,si os gusta el gore basto y os quereis hechar unas buenas risas,esta es vuestra pelicula.eso si,no la recomiendo a cinefilos,sino a gente que se trague cualquier cosa.por cierto,no contiene dialogos apenas,la única parte en la que hablan es en el comienzo . el resto traducido es : AAAAAAAAAAAAH ! MIERDAA ! NOOOOOOOO ! JODEEEEEEEER .... y sucedáneos.Le pongo un 7 ( por litros de sangre y nada más , si fuera por el resto le pondría un 0 como una casa ).

(ELINK ELIMINADOS POR EL EXHUMADOR)

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Mensajepor Sepulturero » Jue Jul 19, 2007 18:09

Esta ciudad es como un enorme coño esperando a que lo follen."
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Mensajepor Exhumador » Jue Jul 19, 2007 19:48

Ni hay que decir que hemos eliminado los Elinks con la mayor premura que nos ha sido posible.

Esperamos no tener que refrescaros la memoria con respecto a la política de TumbaAbierta sobre estos temas. :(
Yo soy lo que soy... alguien tiene que serlo.

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Mensajepor Nyko » Jue Jul 19, 2007 23:03

"El hecho de estar vivo te compensa de las cosas que te hace la vida." ("Los versos satánicos" Salman Rushdie)

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Mensajepor Sepulturero » Jue Jul 19, 2007 23:44

Esta ciudad es como un enorme coño esperando a que lo follen."
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Mensajepor Exhumador » Vie Jul 20, 2007 0:28

Yo soy lo que soy... alguien tiene que serlo.

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Mensajepor Patrick_Bateman » Vie Jul 20, 2007 12:09

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Mensajepor Sepulturero » Mar Jul 24, 2007 18:55

Esta ciudad es como un enorme coño esperando a que lo follen."
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Mensajepor Tu_cadaver_again » Jue Ago 23, 2007 4:05

Es una mala me dolió. He buscado un remedio y se llama PISTOLA DE FOGUEO (EFECTO PLACEBO), esto me quitará el sufrimiento de ver esto. la sangre es agua que recogen de los charcos, aparecen zombies...doctores malignos que se reproducen por esporas (TEORIA) para ser iguales.......pero todo muy AMATEUR. Para tiburones anoréxicos a falta de una inyección de SIDA.
" Mi hermanoooooooooo...mi hermanooooo...has matado a mi hermanoooo...TE LO METERÉ POR EL CULO " ( último corto-atentado de Nyko-tu_cadaver)


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