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Las 3 conchas

Mensajepor NineInchNails » Sab Abr 16, 2005 22:11

El otro dia hablando con unos colegas (entre ellos el Gore) salio otra vez a relucir el tema de las tres conchas. Si, las famosas tres conchas, las de Demolition Man. El caso es que salieron varias teorias acerca de su uso, pero ninguna quedo lo suficiente convincente.
Salieron principalmente dos:
1- Se colocan dos conchas en un lado y otro dentro de la raja del culo, y la tercera concha se introduce para hacer presion y poder "rebañar" toda la mierda.
2- Hay tres conchas, pues segun el temaño de tu ojo del culo, eliges la apropiada y empiezas a rascar.
Si teneis alguna idea de como se usan, por favor, decidlas.
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Mensajepor spundman » Sab Abr 16, 2005 23:05

JJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA Gran tema a devatir si señor, este es pa master :lol: :lol:
Nunca e conseguido entender muy bien la utilización de dichas conchas.
!!Por favor k alguien aclare este gran enigma!! :?
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Mensajepor DerleK » Dom Abr 17, 2005 12:12

Simplemente no hay enigma ni solución posible. Lo hacen para dejar intrigado al espectador y que se rebane los sesos pensando como ostias puede uno limpiarse el ojete con 3 conchas. Esa es mi opinión.

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Mensajepor Kitty » Dom Abr 17, 2005 12:52

Jeje, eso si que es antihigienico por dios, ¡conchas!
La muerte nos llega a todos, pero yo estaré alli cuando venga la tuya...

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Mensajepor Castor Troy » Lun Abr 18, 2005 0:06

Quien decia que las pelis del Stallone no daban que pensar?? Juas! :D
"Tienes que dar la cara por tus amigos. A veces eso implica la muerte. A veces, matar a un montón de gente" ( Sin City )

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Mensajepor Mad doctor » Lun Abr 18, 2005 0:13

jajajajajajajaja no me acordaba, menuda paranoia....

Pues una posibilidad es q existe una concha para cada tipo de caca, dura descomposición y explosiva...
Lo terrible de la mediocridad es que uno no se da cuenta lo tristemente insignificante que es. Eres feliz a pesar de ser un fracaso.

No salgas de tu burbuja, si conocieras lo que tienen y son los demás, desearás estar muerto...

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Mensajepor NineInchNails » Lun Abr 18, 2005 12:40

Esta claro que esta peli fue pionera en lo que se refiere a darle vueltas a la cabeza una vez que terminas de verla, como cuando ves por primera vez Matrix.
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Mensajepor ElPutoAmo » Lun Abr 18, 2005 20:11

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Mensajepor El Tio Fred » Lun Abr 18, 2005 20:12

*-Nunca una noche venció a un amanecer-*

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Mensajepor Sturgeon » Lun Abr 18, 2005 22:32

in principio erat Verbum et Verbum erat apud Deum et Deus erat Verbum...

La muerte no es más que la entrada al cielo.

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Mensajepor SoyBryan » Sab Abr 30, 2005 19:46

"LIBERATE TUTEMET EX INFERIS"

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Mensajepor Decipher » Dom Sep 09, 2007 21:18

Querido Santa Claus: Tengo a Rudolph secuestrado. Si quieres volver a verlo con vida mas te vale que atiendas a mi lista de peticiones este año.

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Mensajepor Nimrod » Lun Sep 10, 2007 0:21

"No apunto con la mano, apunto con el ojo, no disparo con el ojo, disparo con la mente, no mato con la mente, mato con el corazon"

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Mensajepor mr sandman » Mié Sep 12, 2007 11:00

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Mensajepor oskr_mf » Mié Sep 12, 2007 23:33

Adios Firma.... :(


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